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Reggie Fils-Amie fucks a pigeon ig

by WouldntYouLikeToKnowWeatherBoy | Score: 6600

I was sat on the bus when a baby began to cry. Shut the fuck up you stupid baby said a cynical bailiff, cynically and bailiffily. I was inclined to agree, but I also fugucking hate bailiffs, so I said hey baby don't let this guy push you around. You want a desk? Then I sold the baby a desk for three pounds fifty pence. A bargain for the baby, or so he thought, but in actuality the desk was very small. Hahaha stupid baby. I really don't like babies or bailiffs. Then I got off the bus and the first thing I noticed was someone falling in love. He was about eight metres tall and twelve metres wide like a bus and he had just eaten a full pizza (no sauce) when he saw a pigeon. It was a very cute pigeon as pigeons go, which is still not very cute in the grand scheme of things - far more cute would be an enthusiastic engineer or a puppy. I love engineers who are enthusiastic, they fill me with warmth like a tube of toothpaste. Anyway this man who fell in love was called Reggie Fils-Aime and he was impossibly intelligent. He knew all the vowels, including y which not everyone does. He looked at the pigeon and went coo like a pigeon do because he was so smart that he spoke fluent pigeon. He was so smart that he achieved world peace by merely telling wars they were stupid and looked dumb, which to be fair they are and do. The pigeon was so impressed with Reggie that he asked for his hand in marriage immediately, but Reggie was already engaged to a bicurious managing director. However, the bird who spoke english the whole time btw suggested poly. They all got in a bed and what happened next was too horrifying for words. 69. Then they got on the bus to go to the supermarket. I know all this because I read it on wikipedia I wasn't there btw. Reggie bought a gallon of milk and the pigeon, Vivian, viewed a vivisection occuring on aisle three; very illegal, mind you. When the pigeon's father found out that his son was gay he just sat and cried for three hours; however plot twist it was tears of joy because his dad was a heterophobe, and a slow dentist too. When I say slow dentist, I mean a dentist who was generally slow in locomotion, unless he had a coffee from his coffee mug already - not a dentist slow at performing dentistry. In fact, dentistry was one of the only things he was fast at, hence his job.

Completed challenges

The following challenges were completed during the writing exercise:

Begin Start typing to begin
Event A baby cries
Character A cynical bailiff
Words Reach 50 words
Prop Include a desk
Letter Use the letter E
Words Reach 100 words
Event Someone falls in love
Character An enthusiastic engineer
Prop Include a tube of toothpaste
Words Reach 200 words
Letter Use the letter I
Event World peace is achieved
Character A curious managing director
Words Reach 300 words
Prop Include a bed
Letter Use the letter V
Event Dad just sits and cries
Words Reach 400 words
Character A slow dentist
Prop Include a coffee mug

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