the day i became a ghost
by alex | Score: 4900
i was eating dinner and then went of into my bedroom when i was done, i felt nausiose and thought i gto food poisoning. I yelped to my mum and said ''MUM I GOT FOOD POISONING'' she got offended because she thought her food was deliciouse.
i went to the doctor and the doctor said just play a piano, youll feel better! so i did and died. moms pov: AAHHHHHHHHHHH mind: i dont really care he insulted my food.
then she saw my ghost and begged for forgiveness.
i killed her.
so then as a sad ghost i ate a bottle of syrup and cried.
i missed my mum.
then my car broke so i went to an engineer, he was thinking for too long so i farted on him and flew away.
now i have accomplished world peace and there are no more wars because i killed every person in the world.
i have a pet elephant named yabadabadoobap,
hes very fat.
he killed a rhino thats how strong he was,
then i got drunk and pooped on the queen.
i met aladin and ate his monkey, and broke aladins relationship with jasmine as well as his neck.
princess jasmine declared war against me, so i killed her like the usuall but how? i pinched her ankle!
YALL BYE ILY THE STORYS ENDING BYE BYEEEE THE STORYS ENDINGGGG BYE YALLLLLLLLLLLLL BYE