The jail, the clerk, and the soccer bal

When I woke up this morning I was in for a surprise. I heard sirens in the distance.  that's when I realized my best friend was going to jail! I was so worried about her. How would she fit in that iny space. I had to see her again. I ran into the jail room and had to dodge a bar af soap.  I went to my friends cell and asked her about what she did. She told me that someone had tried to sell illegal animals. She started fighting and the poacher blamed my friend! I was so frustrated that my friend had been framed. I took it upon myself to catch the joyous clerk and then break my friend out of jail. the only peobolem was that I was broke. I didn't even have money in a bank account. I only owned a soccer ball and a sleeping blanket.  I ran to the poacher and I grabbed him. I pulled him out from under his cart. Then I saw parrets fly out. Everyne had seen it even the cops.  I knew my friend was going to get out of jail now. I grabbed a box of tissues and put them down right next to me. I ran all the way to jail. That is when I was promoted to become mayor and my friend became my stern ody guard.