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The woollen desk

by ME SWINGLE | Score: 6850

A bank is robbed by a man in a skirt and tie! I dont understand what is going on but I think I might be in love with the pope. Why you might ask? Well, let me explain. I like to wear my pope outfit you see. It is really comfy and warm, so therefore I love him too. Time to change what im talking about. No more first person. Third person time people. John was a man with a plan and a fan. He had a whip. He thought he was a cowboy but he actually just was a man who was from vice city malibu club! He landed the role after his job as a touchy bank clerk. Someone came in to rob the bank one day and he had enough! He pulled out his gun and started firing aimlessly! A boys dad was such a wuss he cried in the corner after sitting! John shot the robber and the sad dad by accident and also the boy. OOPS. I like to eat sheep everyday. Lamb is a good source of baaaaaaaaa. Oh no I have been taken over by a sheep! Send help to the pope. He is my only saviour. Actually I lie, I have this desk that is made of wool from all these sheep. I cant ever put a computer or anything on it because it just collapses due to no structure! 'knock 'knock' on the door. John heads to the door after stubbing his toe on the door. He opens it to see an idle delivery driver standing there with no package. John asks what he wants and the delivery driver screams with rage about how he thinks their is a bomb in his delivery truck and John was the one who planted it there! BANNGGGG the truck explodes and John and the driver fall into Johns hallway on top of one another!

"Oh my" says the driver. "I have never felt my crotch on another mans" John takes a sigh of relief and kisses the delivery driver. They make sweet sweet love with the door wide open on the hallway floor. Explosions in the background, after they both finish they go into the kitchen to help themselves to a refreshing packet of soy sauce each to replace their electrolytes. The delivery driver kisses John goodbye and leaves. John goes back to looking at his desk made of wool wondering why we made this purchase in the first place! John sits down on the sofa looking at his phone, he sees the weather and noticed that this winter will be long and extremely cold! So he decides to rip apart his wool desk and turn it into a thermal jacket. John is now happy with his new coat. He puts it on and looks in the mirror! He sees a reflection that isnt his own. He kisses the mirror and feels warmth. He reaches into his pocket and pulls out a locket. The time reads 4:20. 

Completed challenges

The following challenges were completed during the writing exercise:

Begin Start typing to begin
Event A bank is robbed
Letter Use the letter Y
Words Reach 50 words
Prop Include a whip
Words Reach 100 words
Character A touchy bank clerk
Event Dad just sits and cries
Letter Use the letter E
Words Reach 200 words
Prop Include a desk
Character An idle delivery driver
Words Reach 300 words
Event Something explodes
Letter Use the letter I
Prop Include a soy sauce packet
Words Reach 400 words
Event Winter is long and extremely cold
Character A passive auctioneer
Letter Use the letter O
Prop Include a locket
Words Reach 500 words

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