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The Roofer and Jeb <3

by ME SWINGLE | Score: 4450

Janet and her husband lived on a farm happily for 34 years! Their son Jedidiah decided he wanted to meet a lady, a real southern belle type lady. So he took his bottle of lotion and went down to the local boot sale.  He was trying to flog his lotion to any and everyone but no one was interested. Jedidiah said that this special lotion his ma makes is a love lotion to make anyone fall in love with you! 

A curious roofer from across the road noticed Jebs boot sale lotion and was certainly interested.  He said he would buy some as his wife hasnt been too happy lately in their marriage and they need something to spice it up with! Jeb was explaining to the man that he has to make sure he creams whilst at home as anyone who touches him could fall in love with him. Just as Jeb was explaining the details the man was smelling the lid of the cream to see what it smelt like!
A tiny piece of cream touched the roofers nose. "ooppps" he exclaimed! 

Jeb said oh dont worry just be sure to not touch anyone on the way home. They stay and discuss a few more importance's about the cream and then shake hands at the end of the conversation and they depart. 

Jeb felt this uncontrollable urge to run to the car park. He couldnt stop himself from being dragged away from his lotion set up and into the car park where the roofer had headed to! The roofer guy had got in to his van and was just getting his maps up on his phone to head home so he could cream himself and his wife up! 

Jeb jumped onto the roof of his car and demanded they fall in love! The roofer realises that they shook hands as they departed one another and that maybe this cream actually does work. Jeb was going insane, rubbing his body all over his van and windows. The roofer gets out the car to explain what has happened and call Jeb down. But the moment he steps out of the car Jeb takes his clothes off and rubs his fleshy body all over him. The roofer doesnt know what to do so jumps into his van and speeds off down the road.

Jeb runs naked through the streets after the van and doesnt stop following. 

It has been 2 weeks since that incident and the roofer still has been chased by Jeb nonstop ever since. The roofer guy hasnt slept in days and struggles to live his daily life now. A few more weeks pass and the roofer's live has deteriorated; he lost his job, his marriage and now his house. All because of this weird cream! He decides there are no better options than to just fall in love with Jeb. So he rubs the cream all over jeb and himself and they live happily ever after

Completed challenges

The following challenges were completed during the writing exercise:

Event Someone falls in love
Begin Start typing to begin
Prop Include a bottle of lotion
Words Reach 50 words
Character A curious roofer
Words Reach 100 words
Letter Use the letter P
Words Reach 200 words
Words Reach 300 words
Prop Include a map
Words Reach 400 words
Event Your character hasn't slept in days
Letter Use the letter J

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