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Syrup and War

by Dumbass number one | Score: 3550

Once upon a time there was a satyr named Lysol. Lysol was minding her busniess watching cartoons your parents were too young to watch when a shrill cry echoes through the mist of the basement. 

Annoyed, Lysol decided to grab her trusty Glock-17 and investigate. There was shit to be done and no crying child was going to stop her from doing said shit. 
When she found the source of the crying, all that she saw was a bottle of syrup. Not stopping to think, she popped the cap off and started to drink it. She wondered down the hall some more, the crying becoming louder with each step. 

After hours of walking down the long hallway, she stumbled in on a Laboratory technician. He seemed to be crying, tears streaming down his pale face. 
"Ayo, you good fam," Lysol said, wiping the last of the syrup from her lip. 
The technician gave her a look of sorrow, that quickly turned to anger 
"That's my fucking syrup >:(("
"Oop, sorry my guy" 
"Give it back"  
"Bitch I drank it" 
"FINE. if you won't give it back, I'll have to do it the HARD WAY" With that, he threw a playing card at the young satyr, simply reading 'war'
"Yoooo WTF is this slander" Lysol said, slowly raising the glock-17 
Lysol angrily throw the syrup bottle to the ground, barely a drop left in it. Before any shots could be fire a man in a plaid suit magically rose from the floor and took the bottle in his hand. 
"Helloooo" He said with a wide smile "I'm STEVEN your marketing director, did you know you could sell this for MONEY" He took a sip of the syrup. His the syrup giving him food pois

Completed challenges

The following challenges were completed during the writing exercise:

Begin Start typing to begin
Letter Use the letter C
Event A shrill cry echoes in the mist
Words Reach 50 words
Prop Include a bottle of syrup
Words Reach 100 words
Letter Use the letter Y
Character A patient laboratory technician
Words Reach 200 words
Event War is declared
Prop Include a playing card
Character An artistic marketing director
Letter Use the letter K

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