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The goat I befriend

by ME Swingle | Score: 6100

Sometimes I wish that I was on holiday but I live in the dark depths of Manhattan . I once set fire to a baby goat by accident and a drunk firefighter came and said that I shouldnt do that. I head a shrill cry echo in the mist and turned my head 360 degrees like the exorcist. I reached into my pocket and found a box of tissues, I pulled out a tissue and blew my nose before going and looking for a wild chicken to befriend. Sometimes I cant help but fall in love with the random man down the road. "F" I cried. Fuck fuck fuck! I hurt my leg! I also went blind after eating a random banana skin on the floor. Feel like im in hell! Okay back to the story. So I burn this goat and the man helped put it out. I am now friends with this goat! But the goat never forgave me. It showed me how it loved to play football and pulled a football from its hoof. This little goat kicked the ball so far it hit a childish laboratory technician. I ran over to say sorry for the ball hit but they didnt forgive me! So I cucked that bitch and made them watch me eat a donut!  Finally the goat and I became friends after it loved how I fucked over the nasty techy! I then wrote and evil letter to the lab techs boss and they lost their job! 

A few months later I received and aggressive letter through my front door. It was from the angry tech guy who I got fired. They said thatt they found a new job as an artistic careers advisor! I wrote back to them inviting them to come visit so we could go swinging together. They actually agreed and we became friends. We always went swinging together - but one time. This lady entered the room and interrupted us. She pulled out this feather duster from behind her back. She said hey boys; I have a bone to pick with your bums. So we turned over and showed our bum bums to this lady. When I turned around I could see that there was a dead body on the floor! OMG IT WAS MEAN LAB TECH GUY! I pulled up my trousers and pulled out my pipe and magnifying glass to solves this crime! I realised my pen wasnt working to take notes on the crime - so I went to londis and bought a pen! They didnt have bic so I had to buy a papermate. I also pic

Completed challenges

The following challenges were completed during the writing exercise:

Begin Start typing to begin
Character A drunk firefighter
Event A shrill cry echoes in the mist
Words Reach 50 words
Words Reach 100 words
Prop Include a tissue box
Letter Use the letter F
Event Your character goes blind
Character A childish laboratory technician
Prop Include a soccer ball
Words Reach 200 words
Letter Use the letter U
Event Someone loses his/her job
Character An artistic careers advisor
Words Reach 300 words
Letter Use the letter R
Prop Include a feather duster
Words Reach 400 words
Event A murder needs to be solved

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