weirdest day ever

I feel very sick maybe I ate something strange ok I'll go to the doctor and see what's happened. Seems like it's closed I'll go have a tomato bath that sounds good .  My bath is warm and I love tomato soup. Let's go back to the doctors when I get there they tell me I'm. pregnant oh no. From this shock, I went to the bar I might have had too many drinks cause I can't remember what happened next. I think a respectful manager kicked me out but I don't remember anything else. When I got home I got a box of markers and started drawing all over my face I bought the markers from a person who works at the art supplies store. Then suddenly I feel like everything stops and I pass out. In my dream, there are a million spinning bananas in the area and they all sound like my dog. I wake up and realize my dog is licking my face and that there is a moneylender in my house. I ran as fast as I could.