the life of (Y/n) (L/n)

Me and my friends wanted to do a spicy food challenge so i, being the oldest went first  had to pour hot sauce into what people called a "spice bottle" so i did. I think it was really hot and i showed this by dumping cold milk all over me. so then i got a very spicy chip called " one chip challenge"  and gave it to my dad, when he ate it he started to drink all the cold things we had and look at his wristwatch to see if mom had gotten more milk he just sat and cried after that. So then i went to my room and fell sound asleep trying to let go of what had took place just a few hours prior, When i awoke i smelled bacon so i hurriedly got dressed and headed downstairs what i heard made my stomach growl "Breakfast is served!" i ran to the table as fast as i could, my dad telling me to "slow down" as i ate i wondered what would happen today as i thought about it quietly a thought came to mind.