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Excuses

by Anonymous | Score: 3950

"How do you expect to use that AI technology safely without destroying the world?" she asked.

"You need to stop yelling at me," he said. "I'm trying to play poker here, and you just made me lose my ace." 

"I don't care about your stupid game, or your stupid board," she said. "I just want to know what the hell you think you are doing."

"When I fix Snoopy's broken leg, you will see what I am planning," he said. "Everything will be perfectly clear."

"Oh, and I'm supposed to just forget about last night?" she screamed. "That drunken idiot made a fool of me at the fundraiser, and we lost so many donors."

"It would have been a lot better if you hadn't threatened him with a fork," he replied. "He was only trying to be nice."

"He punched the wall, spilled a tray of drinks, cold-cocked the waiter, and fell down," she explained.

"Well, what did you expect him to do, when he just found out his wife was pregnant?" he snapped. "Since he can't have kids, it's a pretty bad situation. I think he behaved rather admirably, actually."

"I don't think the firefighter he decked would agree with you," she retorted. "That poor guy had a bloody nose when he left."

"I gave him a cold compress, and he was fine," he muttered. "Kids these days can't handle the cr

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