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by Anonymous | Score: 4250
I LOST MY JOB. Someone I never met, who introduced himself as the owner to Shakes and Steaks told me that someone was replacing me. It was so anticlimactic, because Jaron had told me I was getting fired and I thought he was joking. Then, the manager, who had a tube of toothpaste in his hand, introduced himself and I thought he was going to fire me for some horrible thing I didn't do. But no, he told me someone was better than me, Bye. Then this felicitous pottery person was like "Hi, you want a $100 piece of weirdly shaped clay, and I was like "I can't afford it bye." And then she was like "Here's this 5 dollar plant holder" I was like (in my head) "Ayo lady, I can't afford even that cuz I just got fired and I couldn't afford it anyway but Im gonna hafta fast for the next year cuz that asshole fired me." Omg! "Lemme 'lone"
I go to my bike with a radio my friend bought me cuz I was joikng the best thing about haI LOST MY JOB. Someone I never met, who introduced himself as the owner to Shakes and Steaks told me that someone was replacing me. It was so anticlimactic, because Jaron had told me I was getting fired and I thought he was joking. Then, the manager, who had a tube of toothpaste in his hand, introduced himself and I thought he was going to fire me for some horrible thing I didn't do. But no, he told me someone was better than me, Bye. Then this felicitous pottery person was like "Hi, you want a $100 piece of weirdly shaped clay, and I was like "I can't afford it bye." And then she was like "Here's this 5 dollar plant holder" I was like (in my head) "Ayo lady, I can't afford even that cuz I just got fired and I couldn't afford it anyway but Im gonna hafta fast for the next year cuz that asshole fired me." Omg! "Lemme 'lone"
I go to my bike with a radio my friend bought me cuz I was joikng the best thing about haI LOST MY JOB. Someone I never met, who introduced himself as the owner to Shakes and Steaks told me that someone was replacing me. It was so anticlimactic, because Jaron had told me I was getting fired and I thought he was joking. Then, the manager, who had a tube of toothpaste in his hand, introduced himself and I thought he was going to fire me for some horrible thing I didn't do. But no, he told me someone was better than me, Bye. Then this felicitous pottery person was like "Hi, you want a $100 piece of weirdly shaped clay, and I was like "I can't afford it bye." And then she was like "Here's this 5 dollar plant holder" I was like (in my head) "Ayo lady, I can't afford even that cuz I just got fired and I couldn't afford it anyway but Im gonna hafta fast for the next year cuz that asshole fired me." Omg! "Lemme 'lone"
I go to my bike with a radio my friend bought me cuz I was joikng the best thing about ha