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the world changing idea

by yo mum | Score: 5350

I woke up and heard someone crying for help? i didnt really care seeing that they were drowning.
then i just got a bow and arrow and shot them to stop the crying.
then a fat stinky robber called JOE MAMA and asked me to give him chiken nuggets.
so then i just gave him a zebra to eat instead.
and then i zylaphone
and then a zoo
and then a bazooka
and lastly a zinka (dont ask what that is)
now i felt bad for the person i killed so brang them back to life after they drowned!
i really love keeping books but it was hard to read when that fat robber was staring at me so...
i farted on him! he went away dont worry.
i hate vultures yaknow?
and volcanoes
and violins
but i love violence!
then the doorbell rings and a mestryoise letter arrives saying YOU HAVE NO FRIENDS.
i didnt really care
and then a rhino rams me over and broke my legs, i couldnt breath for five minutes because i was laughing too hard.
i honestly dont know why.
i love meerkats
and monkeys
and money
and milk
and i killed my mom
then i realised i wanted to change the world by pooping on rocks, it really inspired many lives.
so i went out and put my safety goggles on and pooped on rocks.
i really am i great person.. right?
i think i need a therapist..

Completed challenges

The following challenges were completed during the writing exercise:

Begin Start typing to begin
Event Someone cries for help
Prop Include a bow
Character An unpleasant bank clerk
Words Reach 50 words
Letter Use the letter Z
Event A death needs to be avenged
Prop Include a statuette
Words Reach 100 words
Letter Use the letter V
Character A slight book-keeper
Event A mysterious letter arrives
Prop Include a rhino
Character A diligent craftsperson
Letter Use the letter M
Words Reach 200 words
Event Someone has a world-changing idea
Prop Include a pair of safety goggles
Character A mature occupational therapist

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