my weird dream

i dreamt a bar of soap creeped closer to me and cuddled me as i drank curdled milk out of the carton then someone knocked on my door do you want a bat a delivery driver said i said no he walked away and then screamed i won the lottery you won the lottery everyone won the lottery and then he threw swimming goggles at me and left a lion with a lolipop and left and then i put on the goggles and they teleported me to a court and the balif screamed shes guilty very guilty and then an airplane crashed into me and said gimmie you and picked me up with tongs very  very hard and we flew into the verandah very very fast and a builder said hey i hate you and i hugged him and then i was an old lady painting myself and i was looking weird mall haircut the end