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Not Even God knows.

by Sawa | Score: 7100

Jarred trips over a small rock and lands on another rock which hits his eye, blinding him. Great start. He stumbled back to the plantation he lives on because he's blind and needs some serious help. 
"Help me!" He shouts.
"Never." Says his neighbor. 
"But why though?" He asks.
"Because you suck. And no one likes you." His neighbor chucks a fake flower at him.
Jarred would cry but his eyes are gone now so...
The local art critic walks over and swears with fear, "HOLY SHIRTS SOCKS AND SHOES WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU?!"
"What does it look like?" Jarred frowns.
"Anyways," Says the neighbor. "I'm leaving because I lost the piece of paper with my mother's phone number on it."
"I will end you for this," Jarred swears to the clouds.
"Bro you need help," The art critic says. "Here, have a kit-kat."
"That won't help me you idiot."  Says Jarred.
"I'll get my doctor, Dr. WallyWoodrowWilson to help you."
"Okay boomer."
"In the meantime," The art critic hands him a box of markers. "Draw with these to take your mind off of the pain while I call the doctor."
Jarred flips him off. "I can't hecking see."
"Oh yeah."
A building labourer walks over, "You called me?"
"No." Said Jarred, "We called a doctor."
"I can be a doctor!"
"No." JArred repeats himself.
"I think I'm in love." Says the art critic.
"I hate everyone here." Jarred sighs.
The art critic takes the builder by the arm, "Let's leave jarred."
"Please don't leave me."
"LOL bye." The run off.
"You guys suck." Jarred lays on the ground next to a gopher named Gus. "At least you're here, Gus."
Gus makes gopher noises and hands him some water.
"I can always count on you, Gus."
Gus makes more gopher noises as an unstable beauty therapist struts over.
"Get some help," She then leaves.
"Why is everyone here a jerk," Jarred asks Gus.
Gus shrugs.
Jarred quickly wakes up with a start.
Turn out the whole never happened.

Completed challenges

The following challenges were completed during the writing exercise:

Begin Start typing to begin
Event Your character goes blind
Location A plantation
Sentence "Never."
Words Reach 50 words
Letter Use the letter Y
Prop Include a fake flower
Character A nervous art critic
Words Reach 100 words
Event An important phone number is lost
Sentence "I will end you for this."
Letter Use the letter W
Prop Include a box of markers
Words Reach 200 words
Character A courageous building labourer
Event Someone falls in love
Sentence "Do not leave me."
Letter Use the letter G
Prop Include a bottle of water
Words Reach 300 words
Character An unstable beauty therapist
Event Your character wakes up with a start

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