The Bank
by Anonymous | Score: 1650
Wow, The person at the bank just lost their job! I wonder what they did. When we investigated we found an egg hidden under the desk. It was nestled amongst some old blankets. There was a suspicious character that walked out of the bank, it was discovered that he was a mortician making a deposit. He looked deep in thought. His name was James, he recognized the egg and strongly suggested we don't eat it so that no one gets food poisoning. He had once eaten a similar egg and got very sick.