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Three dumbasses set a house on fire

by Dumbass number one | Score: 5050

Once upon a time there was a little girl named Lysol. Lysol wore a skiing jacket everywhere she went, even to the point of he getting a heatstroke. One day Lysol decided she was gonna commit genocide on a tree of chipmunks, who have been terrorizing her country for the better part of a year. With her sword at her side and a single droplet of sweat dripping down her face, Lysol was ready to face these scoundrels. 

On her way to the three story tall tree, where the chipmunks subsided, Lysol met a passive she maker named Henry. She stopped to talk to Henry for a good ten minutes, talking about the best types of paint brushes for water color drawing, when a great storm flew overhead. With a thunderous 'BOOM' Henry's house exploded and they had to run for cover.  

Luckily for them Henry's boyfriend Sherman, and Artistic dentist, lived not too far from there! Lysol was nervous about the thought of a dentist, her not brushing her teeth for ages, but Henry knew it was their only way out. She begrudgingly agreed, keeping her box of markers open in case she needed to defend herself.  After a few minutes of chatter and the ensured safety of Lysol, Henry and Sherman went to the nearby bedroom to f***. While she was alone, being the childish Cleric that she was, Lysol decided to channel her deity. With this power, she sets off some fireworks, setting the house a flame and causing Sherman to get fired, being left to work at a pasta strainer factory. 

THE END. 

Completed challenges

The following challenges were completed during the writing exercise:

Begin Start typing to begin
Prop Include a skiing jacket
Words Reach 50 words
Letter Use the letter U
Character A passive shoemaker
Words Reach 100 words
Prop Include a paint brush
Event There is a great storm
Letter Use the letter H
Event Something explodes
Character An artistic dentist
Prop Include a box of markers
Words Reach 200 words
Letter Use the letter O
Event Your character is all alone
Character A childish cleric
Event Your character loses his/her job
Prop Include a pasta strainer

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