by Cyke. L. Path | Score: 1800
As the young depressed and possibly neurotic mess of a sorry excuse for a human being sat at their ASUS Chromebook tip tapping their fingers enshrouded by the miasma of cigarettes marijuana and ball sweat suddenly a single key on the keyboard became sentient and levitated to the waste of flesh's forehead before implanting itself within it and disseminating the ancient knowledge of "E"
The onion rings they had slid their wrists into during a psychotic break as they began doing an impression of an touchy auctioneer in the mirror in an attempt to summon sponegbob squarepants began to shimmer, rainbow particle effects consuming them to reveal golden power bracelets.
Suddenly a stern investor kicked down the door mongolian throat singing at max volume while swinging a hello key chain that was slowly wrapping around his own neck. The investor charged sailor moon's newest protagonist but stopped midway, strangling himself. At which point
The following challenges were completed during the writing exercise:
Begin Start typing to begin
Words Reach 50 words
Words Reach 100 words
Event Someone gains superpowers
Prop Include a bangle bracelet
Letter Use the letter N
Character A touchy auctioneer