Wolrd war peace and war

I was walking along the boat and in the distance I heard beautiful voices singing.  Just after the thought of sirens came into my mind. I was still holding the egg I had made for breakfast . Well looks like I wont be eating that anymore. I through it in the water for some fish to come and take it.  My name was H people had called me that my whole life. I put some earmuffs on and decided to head for shore. Once I got there I noticed a package waiting for me.  Who would this be from I wondered I looked inside to find a bottle of lotion. That was very strange. I could use it though. I walked into the fish shop and saw the handy man working on his next project. It looked like an aquarium for the fish to small to be sold. It was getting very cold outside and very wet since the rain this morning. I decided to take my dog Vinne on a walk. Once I took my share of profit I took my dog out for a walk and I found a newspaper on the side of the road saying the world had achieved world peace! On my jacket I pressed the shirt button to celebrate. I called my friend Jim who was a maternal aircraft engineer and apparently he helped in solving the peace, Quite frankly I questioned him to see if it was true. Even with all my questions and quizzes he managed to pull through quite well. I was very impressed. Then through the line I heard a bomb and my friend said a new war had been declared. They thought the aircraft would take over so the enemy decided to bomb it. I went home and to the bathroom to grab tissues from my tissue box and cried for a while. I then noticed my dogs leg had a thorn in it and she was bleeding i called for a paramedic right away when they got here their attitude was very childlike. I could not beleive it I Invitied.