A twisted love story
by Avis | Score: 4900
Once there was a young girl. She had a dream to own a far one day. That day came when she became grown. She bought one. The neighbor came over to welcome here and brought a carton of milk. It was love at first sight. Though it was not the same for him really. That first day she accidentally dumped the milk. He said, "how dare you! This means war!" She was not sure why exactly. She enjoyed milk as much as anyone. War seemed a bit too far. Never the less, war it was. Nearly everyday he left her milk. Maybe he thought she did not like it since she spilled it. War though. Not really for her. Though he still seemed to think so. It became war when she woke to a squirt gun filled with milk being shot at her. He dared! She retaliated in kind. He was none to pleased and walked off in a huff. It was then she fell out of love. "repeat after me." She said to herself. "I will not fall for immature guys."
That lasted for all of two days before she met an anaesthetist in super market. He asked her out to dinner and she was all like sure. While there he ate four plates of food. Such gluttony she had never encountered before. They did not have a second date. She was halfway through the first date before she cried out to her bestie for help. Her bestie came to rescue her.
Her date seemed quite mad though and kind of went and murdered her bestie. So she needed to avenge her death! She pelted him with eggs until he submitted. Then the police came and they all went to jail.