AMAZON
by me | Score: 2550
One day, there was a random person who was shopping on amazon for absolutely no reason whatsoever. That person bought a bunch of random and completely useless garbage. The next day, Amazon delivered it all to her doorstep. Then she wondered, hmm... why did I order this s**t? She also thought "Well, I do like the resin keychain I bought." She went back online and she saw an ad for a builder who is very talented. (Or at least that's what people say). Then, since she lives in Chicago, there was a big snowstorm. Then, she spammed q q q q q on her keyboard. Yep, she's going insane. And also a a a. SOMEBODY STOP HERRR!!!!