Inspired by "All Men Are Pigs"
by Waffle Creations | Score: 3200
I sigh and roll my eyes in disgust.
"Does this usually work for you?" I say, with a smirk that tells him I've already heard this bullshit before.
He scoffs at me before downing a full mug of beer.
"You're just cynical, I'm not like those other guys!" He says confidently, puffing up his chest as he speaks.
I just laugh.
I mean, what kind of response is that to a simple question? He's clearly brushing off my negative comments because he thinks he can get me or something.
I say, pointing towards him with my gloved finger.
I wasn't pointing out that he was a cop, I couldn't care less to be honest.
They're just trying to hook up with you after all.
He looks at his wristwatch and hands the bartender a 20 before getting up from his chair.
He walks past me and hisses at me.
"You're ugly anyway!"
In a perfect world, this wouldn't have happened at all, yet here we are.
"Anything happened while I'm gone? You look pissed."
She says, sitting down beside me.
I just point at the drink that the guy bought for me and she instantly gets it.
"I'm gone for two seconds and some guy already offers you a drink? Give me a break, that's ridiculous!" She laughs out of shock, it's her first time out here.
"Yeah, but it's whatever. Come on, let's go to the ice cream bar instead." I say, getting up from my chair.