My First Day at Work
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I burst into the kitchen. The scent of breakfast wafting through the house. "Delicious!" I thought, "Pancakes!" My sister was voracious that morning.
"Breakfast is served!" my mother yelled. I finished my very scrumptious breakfast and rushed out the door, I was late for work!
My first day on the job, I glanced at the map, "OK. I should know where to go" I arrived at work and was greeted by the joyous traffic warden out front. She was singing Christmas carols, "Donner, Dasher, Vixen and Blitzen!"
I stepped inside and the place was a mess, a noisy clerical assistant was yelling "A computer has been hacked!!" He looked quite odd, wearing swimming goggles!
I heard a sudden cry for help, someone was stuck under.... an ice cream machine!?
She was murmuring "My Mum Mothered Me"
The childish career advisers appeared in clown costumes and water squirting flowers. And they were throwing.. soy sauce packets!?