At Camp with Myth

Says gura, so loudly, faster than the speed of light, therefore making me turn deaf. But that does not matter- for  I have been blessed by Gura's voice.

As I walk down the abandoned ruins, obviously not scared because I can't hear shit due to the deafening of my ears, I guess I can thank Gura for that! I sit down on one of an ashy stairway, and I put on a pair of socks, just to be sure that no demons will bite my toes off. Maybe it's was for good that I turned deaf, because I feel so much better now! "We can repair this!", I say, referring to the ruins, which me and Gura can fix in no time with the power of gay! 

After a long while of struggling to put my socks on, I hear sirens in the distance-- oh! Perhaps it could be Ame? Or Ina? I don't exactly know, my data processor is acting a bit immature, not giving me the right answer! As I wait for the sirens to quite down, I eat an apple, which mom had packed for me, and dad made me bring. I'm just eating my apple, and then Ina walks upto me, snatches it from my hand, and calls me a BITCH! How dare she! "I'll deal with you later!", I say to Ina, in response to what she did. Honestly, I thought she'd look better, but she looked like one of these gloomy preachers you'd normally see in dark-comedy sitcoms. OH! Perhaps she's pregnant? And is grumpy and doesn't want to tell me due to her being "in love" with me? "Ina... are you pregnant?" I ask. Ina just looks at me, throws the apple back at me, and walks away. "Oh well, whatever.", "who needs friends? anyways".

I throw a fishing net at Ina, just to show her how mucuh I love