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blockchain robbery clerical

by jacob | Score: 5000

It was at that moment $300 million dollars was wiped from cryptocurrency accounts across the internet. Over a couple of hours in the middle of the night in America when Asian markets were running hot, mysterious transactions appeared on the blockchain, and customers from crypto exchanges all over woke up to find that their money was completely missing. 
John had been working as a paramedic in the middle of the pandemic. He was a very boring person, ironically wearing the same "uniform" even when he wasn't working: a blue button down shirt, acid washed blue jeans, and shitty old black Vans. A box of markers was lying on the coffee table of John's living room in a sea of takeout wrappers and old mail he had meant to get to. 

Then suddenly the house shook. Plates fell out of the cabinet making clean shatters on the floor, and he was covered in a sea of his own trash as the walls shook around him. It was then that John died. 
He had ketchup on his arms and the song that was on the radio was "There Is A Light That Never Goes Out" by the Smiths. The paramedics, colleagues of his that didn't really care for him, ruled it a suicide.
But the mortician knew better. He had heard of no seismic activity that day, and half of John's kitchen was missing. He figured it had been an explosion of some kind in John's house. 

"Look, there's nothing in the Bible that says I have to believe in God," the cleric said. 
"Look man, you're not an independent thinker. This is nonsense in plain English, much less theologically," bishop shot back. 
"Look," he said again "Look at this soccer ball." He motioned to the object placed on the stairs. He picked it up. Life is like this. Bad and good, all interwoven..."
"Now THAT is nonsense."
The clerical assistant came in, holding a bottle of red wine. "This wine is really sweet" he shot out, before passing out on a pew. 

Completed challenges

The following challenges were completed during the writing exercise:

Begin Start typing to begin
Words Reach 50 words
Event Important data is stolen
Letter Use the letter G
Character A dull paramedic
Words Reach 100 words
Prop Include a box of markers
Letter Use the letter H
Event An earthquake hits
Prop Include a radio
Words Reach 200 words
Character A thinking mortician
Event Something explodes
Character An independent cleric
Letter Use the letter K
Words Reach 300 words

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