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The aliens come and its quite gay

by WouldntYouLikeToKnowWeatherBoy | Score: 6350

It was Monday when the crafts landed and the battalions, legions from beyond the fold of our galaxy, poured out onto the streets. Equipped with technology we could not comprehend, which looked almost like a pasta strainer with nipple clamps, they mowed through our populace like a blade through butter. A small pocket of survivors now dwells in the bins behind a taco bell. Our party includes an ex-handyman who always uses people's preferred pronouns and is looking for whoever (or whatever) killed his husband - Judging by the laser blast radius, gotta go with the aliens there my friend. The next character that was there was me, an ex-intrepid reporter who likes to dress up like Catwoman for non-sexual reasons, and also as Batman for sexual reasons, so I always carry my trusty whip, which becomes a Bat-Whip by name only when I get horny. The next person who was also there was an ex-Target cashier who snapped at people something fierce when they forgot to get their insulin from the ex-CVS which, to be fair, is justified. One day, a package was delivered by a non-ex-deliveryperson, and we looked inside it. Inside it was a baby, but not a baby human, a baby deer. Perhaps I should have lead with fawn. We knew we had to raise this deer to be the progeny of mankind. Unfortunately it died rip. Then, a knock came from the door, as I was cleaning my tube of toothpaste out, and who was it but an alien. He was like "y3yr bnwey8yqjy78" and I said "he's not in" and shut the door. He knocked again, ever so politely, and introduced himself as a sailor of the stars (star-sailor) who was intrigued by Earth and, in particular, what the inside of a human looked like. With this, there was an unearthly clack and he pulled off his costume to reveal he was a different kind of alien, one of the bad ones. No not that way, as in one of the invading alien force and not a start sailor. He could still be a member of the invading forces' navy I guess but that's beside the goshdang point. The alien pointed her gun at us yes she was a woman this whole time reverse doubtfire queen yas and she stole my wristwatch. Then we made out until she blew me up. Then I got a cheeseburger. This made Jesus sad

Completed challenges

The following challenges were completed during the writing exercise:

Begin Start typing to begin
Event Aliens invade
Letter Use the letter I
Prop Include a pasta strainer
Words Reach 50 words
Character A respectful handyman
Event A murder needs to be solved
Words Reach 100 words
Letter Use the letter N
Prop Include a whip
Character A stern shop assistant
Event A package is delivered
Words Reach 200 words
Letter Use the letter A
Prop Include a tube of toothpaste
Character A curious sailor
Words Reach 300 words
Event There's a strange noise
Letter Use the letter H
Prop Include a wristwatch
Words Reach 400 words

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