My unexpected morning

Maya walked into her living room early in the morning with some pie to see her dad crying because a drunk soccer coach was yelling at him. So she gave the coach some pie and told him to beat it. She had made some sweet potato pie the day before. The pie was so good that she made another one. When she went to go get a knife to cut another piece of pie there were none left. Instead she got a playing card the queen spacifically. When she got the playing card she saw the queen’s mouth start to move so she threw the card away. After this she called her cousin jay a sweet sailor. When he answered all she heard was a bunch of raido static. Then suprisingly she hered the doorbell ring… it was cousin jay and a boat engineer. So she cooked breakfast and served it to him. She asked how the voat boat construction was going. He said it was not going very well then looked behind him and saw the engineer with a clamp on his nose trying to clean up some poop. Then when he accadentaly touches the poop he turned invisible and had lazer eyes. At that moment the mail man walked in and