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Needlessly convoluted absurdism

by GNOMED | Score: 3100

I let out what I thought to be a singular harmless toot. It would turn out, that this particular toot, was no mere toot. 

Before I knew it, the entire ground was shaking beneath me. The earth split open to reveal a half eaten container of chocolate pudding being shined down on by an angelic light. As if being held hostage by some off-screen entity, an army of tack-sized gnomes began constructing a bridge fashioned of clifford the big red dog plushies. 

Upon reaching the pudding cup, an alarm began to blare. Stereotypical hollywood hacking sequence sound effects could faintly be heard in the background. Then a hologram of a drunken and flamboyant englishman cosplaying an OC from an esoteric Aristotle x Scribblenauts fanfic appeared (being projected from the fucking half eaten pudding cup).

As the extremely specific absurdist character was doing vocal exercises while staring off into the distance one of the gnomes slowly approached me with a turt

Completed challenges

The following challenges were completed during the writing exercise:

Begin Start typing to begin
Event An earthquake hits
Words Reach 50 words
Prop Include a container of pudding
Letter Use the letter I
Character An unwilling builder
Prop Include a plush dog
Words Reach 100 words
Event A computer is hacked
Event Someone is drunk
Character A methodical astronomer

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