by C Whiteduck | Score: 2400
There's a momentary reprieve as I hang my hands on either side of the toilet bowl. I breath heavily, trying to recover from the assault on my body. Just when I think it couldn't get any worse a hear this distance rumble, it gets louder and louder... what the hell is that?! Sounds like a freight train coming to my door. But I don't live near the tracks... then the shaking begins, the shelf rattles, the toothbrush shimmies off the side of the sink to the floor. What the heck is happening?! An earthquake?!