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by Anonymous | Score: 4850
Fart some something about that stuff that sounds like great to see because . Wait let me start over this isn’t making any sense. There once was a boy who enjoyed eating cereal. His last name was also Cereal which was convenient. One day Mr. Cereal met a new kid at class. His name was Milk. Or that was his last name. His first name was Chocolate. But this kid hated milk. Mr. Cereal was confused.
Later that afternoon Mr. Cereal went home to his home and told his parents about his day. Mrs. Captain Crunch and Mr. Sugar Crisp was annoyed that his son didn’t finish his lunch of Smarties, sugar packets, Nutella, sweets, and jam.
“Son, you’re never going to grow up pudgy and doughy like your old man if you keep eating that ridiculous lettuce, broccoli, and apples. My goodness look how easily you fit through the door when you came home from school.
Your sister, Nutella, she’s so nice and plump she’s still stuck in the basement. I’m sending down some treats right now through the hole in the floor so she doesn’t starve. It’s been nearly 30
minutes since she last ate while you’re here wasting away with that horrible tasting fruit salad.
“Knock, knock”
“Who the Fudge who could that be?”
“Oh? It’s Mr. Fudge! I didn’t see you there.”
Mr. Sugar Crisps leaned over so he could see beyond h