by Anonymous | Score: 1300
He was on the other side of the Monopoly board, fidgeting and slowly turning red as he eyed all my properties and the ways he was in trouble.
Then, I blinked. When I opened my eyes again, the table was upright, shedding the board, pieces, fake money, and glasses to the floor with a clatter and tinkling smash.
I leapt up and knocked my chair back, G&T sloshing, as the table's top finally met the floor, legs sticking upright like a dead beetle.