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Herbert the druggie

by Anonymous | Score: 4650

Herbert was going on his daily after-dinner walk when he see's a great storm coming past. He goes home and realizes it's a hurricane. He must prepare. In order to do this, he turns on the air conditioner in his hot, small bachelor pad. There's juice in the fridge so he goes drink some. The juice makes him tired so he goes to sleep. When he wakes up the next morning, he's completely forgotten about the hurricane so he goes out on a run. There's a bored traffic warden directing the cars on the highway. Herbert see's that everyone is evacuating and hurries home. BOOM! he forgot to turn his ac off. oops it exploded. He runs and salvages the things that didn't explode, most noteably his Jordans, and then runs in his car to hurry away from his house on jake street. Everything is slow and not moving. Suddenly there's a wierd book keeper with a truck full of books climbing on his truck. He makes a strange noise that goes CRACK! it's a whip. The book keeper had a whip. Kinky dude who know's what it's used for. Anyway, the traffic moves along and he's out of there. Herbert goes to Nevada where his family is and cries about his lost bachelor pad. Luckily his parents have a tissue box for him to wipe his tears. He considers going to the pharmacy to fill up his anxiety meds that he might be slightly addicted to. Once he arrives, the pharmacist is like whattt??? this is  the third time this month youve touched up your monthly anxiety meds dude. I can't give it to you. sadly, Herbert goes home to eat a hard boiled egg in order to curb his drugg needing desire. He 

Completed challenges

The following challenges were completed during the writing exercise:

Begin Start typing to begin
Event There is a great storm
Prop Include an air conditioner
Words Reach 50 words
Character An idle traffic warden
Words Reach 100 words
Event Something explodes
Letter Use the letter U
Letter Use the letter J
Event There's a strange noise
Character A reluctant book-keeper
Prop Include a whip
Words Reach 200 words
Letter Use the letter N
Prop Include a tissue box
Character A touchy pharmacist
Prop Include an egg

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