Science Sucks

“Rohan! ROHAN GET OVER HERE!” Rohan ran over panting like a dog. “What? What is it? What now?” Vindectar spun in his chair to look at Rohan. “Someone stole it.” “SOMEONE WHAT?!?” Vindectar turned back to his computer and quickly typed. “I don’t know HOW but SOMEONE stole it!” “FUCK” Rohan ran out to his office, jumping into his chair once her made it through the door frame. “SHIITTTTT” Rohan started up his computer right as someone ran into the room. “WHAT IS IT NOW?!” “SIR! IT’S HATCHING!” Rohan stopped. “It’s WHAT?!” He stood up and ran, lead by his assistant they both arrived at the scene. A giant purple egg cracking in a test tube. “IT WASN’T SUPPOSED TO BE FERTILIZED! HOW DID THIS HAPPEN?!” “WE DON’T KNOW SIR! IT JUST STARTED BREAKING!” Sirens began to blare through the laboratory as hundreds of people were rushing to any exits they could find. “[ASSISTANT] GO GET VINDECTAR!” The assistant nodded and bolted down a crowded hallway. “FUCK! WHAT’S WRONG WITH THE WORLD TODAY?!” The assistant comes