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Deaf chase in the woods x manbearpig

by ME SWINGLE | Score: 6100

I was alone in the woods, this was where I loved to be! In the woods alone. One day there was a woodland critter who looked super cute, I fell asleep and woke up and couldnt hear a thing! I think I went deaf for some reason during my sleep. I must figure out why! I see a note left by my shoes, it was from the woodland critter and it read:
Dear stupid lonely human, I decided to eat the shit out of your eardrums whilst you slept, so you could truly understand what its like to hear nothing ever again. I will keep the remnants of your ear drums in my little fairy pouch. I may even brush my teeth with it using some extra toothpaste from a tube. 
Signed, Woodland Critter Bitch x

I was in complete silence it was horrifying. I could no longer hear because a woodland critter ate my ear drums! I stumbled out of the woods and onto a main road where I noticed that there was a joyous school crossing lollipop lady! I called for help but she turned into manbearpig and chased me back into the woods!

I hid in a tree trunk, yah know the one like in Jurassic park 3. Quickly I head over to the quacking duck pond. Q q q quack! I couldnt hear it but it signed to me with a stutter.  It dunked itself under water and resurfaced with a spice bottle. I took the bottle from the duck and headed back to the safety of my tree trunk. 

I was a dad, alone, deaf and sitting and crying. There was nothing in the world left for me and to top it all off I was being chased by a lollipop lady that turned into Manbearpig! 
I waited till nightfall and slowly crept along a riverbank till I reached open water! I found myself in a camp. Camp Emerald Lake... it was like a knock off of Friday the 13th or something. I see a sports coach preparing some kids for a late night canoe trip. He seemed to be very patient because the chubby kid at the back kept tipping the canoe over.  I began to cry, having flashbacks to the time I was the fat kid at camp who kept tipping the canoe over. It was rough. Someone approached me from behind and handed me a tissue box, I wiped my tears and realised that civilization has come to and end what a sad time to be a superficial dentist.

The end.

Completed challenges

The following challenges were completed during the writing exercise:

Begin Start typing to begin
Words Reach 50 words
Event Your character goes deaf
Letter Use the letter A
Words Reach 100 words
Prop Include a tube of toothpaste
Event Silence
Character A joyous school crossing warden
Words Reach 200 words
Letter Use the letter Q
Prop Include a spice bottle
Event Dad just sits and cries
Words Reach 300 words
Letter Use the letter S
Character A patient sports coach
Words Reach 400 words
Prop Include a tissue box
Event Civilization has come to an end
Character A superficial dentist

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