"You're fired!" my boss shouted from across the room.
"But it wasn't me. I don't even brush my teeth. Why would I possibly have a tube of toothpaste?"
"Well everyone says it was you."
"Of course they do."
"Now I'm going to have to get Ted to clean this up, and you know how he can get."
"Ted, won't mind. He's such a positive person. I mean, he didn't even get upset when Larry wiped his poo on the wall."
Larry looked shocked. "Wait, that wasn't me."
"Come on Larry, everyone knows it was you. Why do you think no one will shake hands with you?"
"I thought that was a COVID thing," said Larry playing a red jack on a black queen.
"I think that was Lisa."
"Whoa, there. Let's not start with Larry. I don't want him touching anything I might eat."
"Somebody wake her up and we'll ask her."
Larry picked up his chair and slammed it to the ground. Lisa awoke with a start.
She wiped the sleep from her eyes and looked around the staff room.
"What the hell is going on?" she asked.
"Grant thinks I'm the poo-handed wall painter, and I think it was you?"
Lisa smirked at Larry. "Yeah, like I'd ever step foot in that men's room. That floor is always wet, and the sinks don't work, so ..."
Just then Wande came crashing in with a huge box of doughnuts.
"Breakfast is served," she said opening the box for Larry.
The following challenges were completed during the writing exercise:
Begin Start typing to begin
Prop Include a tube of toothpaste
Event Your character loses his/her job
Letter Use the letter N
Words Reach 50 words
Words Reach 100 words
Prop Include a playing card
Character A positive handyman
Event Your character wakes up with a start
Words Reach 200 words
Event Breakfast is served
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